{"product_id":"pen-of-greatness","title":"The Pen of Greatness","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Roboto, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 1.1em; width: 90%; margin: 0 auto;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWe made a Modern Rogue pen! We love it. You'll love it, guaranteed. We want this to be your new favorite pen.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOf course there's a story behind this bad boy, but the TL;DR is: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis pen is great. It's a great pen. We want it to be your favorite pen.  It's the \u003cstrong\u003eModern Rogue Pen of Greatness\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOkay, full story here (in which I wax poetical and get all misty-eyed):\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/jbdNLoupMuo\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReal talk: I truly believe that writing down what you want from your own life is the closest thing to real magic I can believe in. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn the video above, you heard me tell my story of how this one simple act completely changed my life and led directly to me living this crazy roller-coaster you've been watching for years.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOf course I couldn't have done it without you. You’re already a huge part of that success with every view you give our videos and every purchase you make.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e...And I know it sounds cheesy, but \u003cstrong\u003ewe want to be a part of your big moments, too\u003c\/strong\u003e. Like when you write that last check that pays off your student debt, or you sign a contract for your first house.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDuring those big moments when you write your name, I'd be honored if you'd do it with this pen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is our latest: The Pen of Greatness. It looks super sleek, it has FOUR writing implements (three ink pen colors and a mechanical pencil), feels great in your hand, and has this cool gravity-activation selection mechanism.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis ain’t some $2 disposable plastic pen for sure. But it also isn’t some $400 fountain pen you lock away and never use. We want this to be your favorite pen, that you keep and use forever, for all the best and biggest moments in your life. So we’re offering everyone who buys one right now a \u003cstrong\u003eLifetime Replacement Guarantee\u003c\/strong\u003e (scroll down for details).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDoesn’t matter what happens. If it breaks, we’ll replace it. If it runs out of ink, we’ll replace it. If it becomes possessed by the spirit of an evil demon, we’ll replace it with a pen that we’ve blessed and cleansed. Just send it back and get a new one. Heck, we’ll even replace it if you run over it by accident. For life! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOr as long as we’re humanly able.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot even a $400 fountain pen comes with a guarantee like this. In fact, no other pen is gravity-activated, has three pens and a pencil, and comes with a lifetime replacement guarantee. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e(and if there is... then it certainly doesn't *also* have our logo on it. So there.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd most important, no other pen represents our friendship and stands as a symbol of your badassery, your modern rogueness, and your participation in this crazy journey with us.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Pen of Greatness is the last pen you’ll ever need, guaranteed for life, gravity activated, and available right now for just $24.99. Even comes in a cool magnetic box. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAre you ready for your greatest moments? Grab the Pen of Greatness today and let us come along for the ride.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e§\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: 'Roboto Condensed', 'Arial Narrow', sans-serif-condensed; font-size: 1.1em; line-height: 1.1em; width: 90%; margin: 0 auto; color: #222;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 66%;\"\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLifetime Replacement Guarantee\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA lot of people can't believe the offer is really this good, but it is!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes: The lifetime replacement guarantee applies worldwide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes: If there's anything wrong with the pen, just send it back to us, and we'll repair or replace it for free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes: All you have to do is send it back with your order number, name, and email address.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you ever need to take advantage of the guarantee, send your pen to this address:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBizarre Magic Inc\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e7708 Thomas Springs Rd\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAustin, TX 78736\u003cbr\u003eUSA\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt would help to include a note with your current address to ensure we send your pen to the right place. 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