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Make them laugh.  Use this gag from illusionist Mike Super to get a chuckle from the cop, and maybe save yourself a few hundred dollars in the process.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your first attempt of showing the card is unsuccessful.  You can flip the card over and prove to them that it's \"Totally valid in this state.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e**Scam Stuff in no way endorses driving over the speed limit or reckless driving of any type.  Scam Stuff does not guarantee this card will grant you any type of immunity to speeding tickets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWant to bail out all of your friends? 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Saw through zip ties! Open almost anything! Defend yourself from pesky ninjas! Do all of that and more (probably!) with this 3-pack of wallet badassery including our Credit Card Knife, All-Access Card, and Get Out of Jail Free Card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-accordion-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab\"\u003e\n\u003cinput id=\"so-tab-1\" type=\"checkbox\" name=\"tabs\"\u003e \u003clabel for=\"so-tab-1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFULL DESCRIPTION\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/label\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"so-tab-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e Get a complete wallet makeover with these 3 essential items!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.scamstuff.com\/collections\/front-page\/products\/folding-credit-card-knife\"\u003eThe Credit Card Knife\u003c\/a\u003e: It's a credit card... that TRANSFORMS INTO A FREAKING KNIFE! 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Jason and I spent an entire Modern Rogue episode learning to flip these bad boys open, and it may be one of my all-time favorite episodes of any show I've ever done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003ciframe width=\"100%\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/PJnHLhuBh6Q\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut WHOA, BRO... these things are illegal pretty much everywhere in the US, so you'll probably never get to feel the sweet, sweet satisfaction of flipping one open.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(Well, unless you're friends with us at Scam Stuff.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhile we can't sell butterfly knives for all the obvious reasons, we thought, how can we bring that satisfying butterfly knife feel to our fellow modern rogues?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen, we found the Butterfly Bottle Opener.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0187\/2004\/files\/opener_480x480.gif?v=1595574663\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Butterfly Bottle Opener is either the coolest bottle opener on the planet, or the worst knife in the universe. 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