{"title":"Mayhem","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"mayhem-sticker-pack","title":"Mayhem Sticker Pack","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Roboto, 'Open Sans', sans-serif; font-size: 1.1em; width: 90%; margin: 0 auto;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou have no idea how excited I am to launch our latest Scam School original project:  MAYHEM packs. These are collections of 13 different high-quality vinyl stickers designed to throw people for a loop out in the wild. From UPC codes that make any item ring up as \"Vagisil Anti-Itch Cream\" to labels explaining that \"This unit is VOICE activated,\" everything in the MAYHEM pack is designed to mess with people and wonder \"WTF??\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHere's the most recent Behind the Scam episode, where I explain what we're up to:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ciframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/lYCW_1KSp1c?list=UURd9JHiQvqwT8O4d0QGI9jQ\" width=\"853\" height=\"480\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose your Degree of Awesomeness to select the tier that best suits your needs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eT\u003c\/strong\u003ehe \u003cstrong\u003eStandard Mayhem Set\u003c\/strong\u003e includes one of each of the 13 Mayhem Stickers. Plus, we'll throw in 6 exclusive bonus stickers to sweeten the deal. That's 19 unique different stickers for causing mayhem and branding your surroundings with pure badassery. Plus 11 NEW Modern Rogue Stickers!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTOTAL MAYHEM \u003c\/strong\u003eincludes TRIPLE the stickers of the Standard Mayhem Pack, plus TRIPLE the exclusive bonus stickers! That's a whopping 90 high quality vinyl stickers!  If you're a professional creator of hysteria and chaos, why are you even considering the other options? Go TOTAL MAYHEM.\u003cem\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*These stickers are for personal use only. Under no circumstances should you violate public property or private property that does not belong to you. By purchasing this product, you agree that you are fully responsible for your own actions with this product.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\"Don't break no laws!\" —Brian Brushwood\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e§\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Scam Stuff","offers":[{"title":"Standard Mayhem Pack + Modern Rogue Stickers","offer_id":646983093,"sku":"MAYHEM","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"TOTAL MAYHEM (3x Standard + Modern Rogue)","offer_id":646983097,"sku":"TOTAL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0187\/2004\/products\/MayhemStickerPack-1.jpg?v=1608245791"},{"product_id":"mayhem-sticker-pack-digital-pdf","title":"Mayhem Sticker Pack (Digital PDF)","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Roboto, 'Open Sans', sans-serif; font-size: 1.1em; width: 90%; margin: 0 auto;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$1.99\u003c\/strong\u003e gives you the \u003cstrong\u003ePDF Only Mayhem Set Download\u003c\/strong\u003e, which includes a download of a PDF containing all 19 classic Mayhem Sticker Designs. This is perfect if you just want to print out a few DIY stickers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor physical copies of your stickers, \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.scamstuff.com\/products\/mayhem-sticker-pack\"\u003ehead over here!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ciframe src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/lYCW_1KSp1c?list=UURd9JHiQvqwT8O4d0QGI9jQ\" height=\"480\" width=\"853\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" frameborder=\"0\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e *These stickers are for personal use only. Under no circumstances should you violate public property or private property that does not belong to you. By purchasing this product, you agree that you are fully responsible for your own actions with this product. Scam Stuff does not condone the use of this product.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e§\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Scam Stuff","offers":[{"title":"$1.99 Mayhem Set Download (PDF only)","offer_id":42820296970,"sku":"DIG-MYHM","price":1.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0187\/2004\/products\/MayhemStickerPackDigitalPDF-1.jpg?v=1577131686"},{"product_id":"infinite-birthday","title":"The Infinite Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Roboto, 'Open Sans', sans-serif; font-size: 1.1em; width: 90%; margin: 0 auto;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWelcome to the evil genius that is the Infinite Birthday Card, new from our friends at the Joker Greeting Card Company. Also available: \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.scamstuff.com\/products\/the-infinite-christmas-card\"\u003eThe Infinite Christmas Card!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003caudio loop=\"loop\" autoplay=\"autoplay\" controls=\"controls\"\u003e\n   \u003csource src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0187\/2004\/files\/birthdayloop2.mp3\"\u003e\u003c\/audio\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe took our first one for a test drive in this week's Behind the Scam:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ciframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2ehjj_5Ppik\" width=\"853\" height=\"480\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou've got an Aunt Gertrude, right?  The sweet one?  Always sends \"thank you\" notes and congratulates you for everything you ever post on Facebook?  Maybe she forwards you every single cat picture and insensitive political email that comes across her inbox?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe's got a birthday coming up, right?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMan, it seems like she deserves an *extra* special card this year.  One that shows just how deep and, erm... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eeternal \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eyour love and appreciation is.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLucky for you, we've got the PERFECT card...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhat's this?  A card for me? How sweet.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHey look, it's even one of those musical cards with one of those jolly jingles!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's not, uh, the best tune... but it's nice.  \u003ca data-cke-saved-href=\"https:\/\/gallery.mailchimp.com\/eb3e6d4c38674e2fec3278e39\/files\/birthday_repeat.mp3\" href=\"https:\/\/gallery.mailchimp.com\/eb3e6d4c38674e2fec3278e39\/files\/birthday_repeat.mp3\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eBit repetitive, maybe.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca data-cke-saved-href=\"https:\/\/gallery.mailchimp.com\/eb3e6d4c38674e2fec3278e39\/files\/birthday_repeat.mp3\" href=\"https:\/\/gallery.mailchimp.com\/eb3e6d4c38674e2fec3278e39\/files\/birthday_repeat.mp3\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eOkay, a \u003cstrong\u003elot \u003c\/strong\u003erepetitive.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWell, it's good to be thought of.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOkay, that's enough now. 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