{"product_id":"infinite-birthday","title":"The Infinite Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Roboto, 'Open Sans', sans-serif; font-size: 1.1em; width: 90%; margin: 0 auto;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWelcome to the evil genius that is the Infinite Birthday Card, new from our friends at the Joker Greeting Card Company. Also available: \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.scamstuff.com\/products\/the-infinite-christmas-card\"\u003eThe Infinite Christmas Card!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003caudio loop=\"loop\" autoplay=\"autoplay\" controls=\"controls\"\u003e\n   \u003csource src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0187\/2004\/files\/birthdayloop2.mp3\"\u003e\u003c\/audio\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe took our first one for a test drive in this week's Behind the Scam:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ciframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2ehjj_5Ppik\" width=\"853\" height=\"480\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou've got an Aunt Gertrude, right?  The sweet one?  Always sends \"thank you\" notes and congratulates you for everything you ever post on Facebook?  Maybe she forwards you every single cat picture and insensitive political email that comes across her inbox?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe's got a birthday coming up, right?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMan, it seems like she deserves an *extra* special card this year.  One that shows just how deep and, erm... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eeternal \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eyour love and appreciation is.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLucky for you, we've got the PERFECT card...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhat's this?  A card for me? How sweet.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHey look, it's even one of those musical cards with one of those jolly jingles!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's not, uh, the best tune... but it's nice.  \u003ca data-cke-saved-href=\"https:\/\/gallery.mailchimp.com\/eb3e6d4c38674e2fec3278e39\/files\/birthday_repeat.mp3\" href=\"https:\/\/gallery.mailchimp.com\/eb3e6d4c38674e2fec3278e39\/files\/birthday_repeat.mp3\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eBit repetitive, maybe.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca data-cke-saved-href=\"https:\/\/gallery.mailchimp.com\/eb3e6d4c38674e2fec3278e39\/files\/birthday_repeat.mp3\" href=\"https:\/\/gallery.mailchimp.com\/eb3e6d4c38674e2fec3278e39\/files\/birthday_repeat.mp3\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eOkay, a \u003cstrong\u003elot \u003c\/strong\u003erepetitive.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWell, it's good to be thought of.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOkay, that's enough now. Time to turn it off.  Let me just click that music button again and...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWell that's odd, it's twice as loud now.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaybe I should try closing it, that usually turns off these--Nope.  Still going.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHuh, well I'll just leave it here for a bit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou gotta be kidding me.  It's been 20 minutes, and the song is definitely still playing on this card.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat do I do now? Throw it out?  I mean, that's kinda rude.  I think there's like a 1-week minimum of mantle-piece display required for birthday cards.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut dammit, it's been two hours and\u003cstrong\u003e this thing is still going!\u003c\/strong\u003e  It sings from inside the trash can!  No matter how many times I click the button \u003cstrong\u003eIT KEEPS SINGING THAT DAMNED CRAPPY BIRTHDAY JINGLE!! I've twisted it, crunched it, and mashed it up and the DAMNED THING KEEPS GOING!!!!!!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt couldn't be simpler:  It's a birthday card that never stops singing the catchiest, most annoying birthday jingle yet.  Once they press play, they're looking at a solid 3-5 hours of earworm agony... \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eand one of their best birthday stories in years.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe've got single cards available and you can also save some cash and stockpile your reserves with a 5-pack as well!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo tell me: who do you know that's most deserving of this treat, and why?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e§\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Joker Greeting","offers":[{"title":"One Birthday Card","offer_id":6992036289,"sku":"JKR-BDAY","price":64.0,"currency_code":"HKD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0187\/2004\/products\/joker-bday-k.jpg?v=1637861865","url":"https:\/\/www.scamstuff.com\/products\/infinite-birthday","provider":"Scam Stuff","version":"1.0","type":"link"}